What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:14

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Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Scottie Scheffler Calls US Open at Oakmont 'The Hardest Golf Course...Maybe Ever' - Bleacher Report
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
SSRIs Restore Brain Function in Alzheimer’s - Neuroscience News
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Turning the Red Planet green? It's time to take terraforming Mars seriously, scientists say - Space
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Remainder of Bonnaroo 2025 canceled in Tennessee due to severe weather - CNN
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Are greedy private sector landlords responsible for Britain's housing crisis?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Super Again: UNC Storms Past Oklahoma in NCAA Regional Finale - 247Sports
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Are Plastic Cutting Boards Safe? We Asked Experts - NBC News
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.