What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What do you do you do if your motorcycle chain snaps while riding on the highway?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Scottie Scheffler Calls US Open at Oakmont 'The Hardest Golf Course...Maybe Ever' - Bleacher Report

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Signals detected from Antarctic ice seem to defy laws of physics. Scientists search for answer - KSL News

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

SSRIs Restore Brain Function in Alzheimer’s - Neuroscience News

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Turning the Red Planet green? It's time to take terraforming Mars seriously, scientists say - Space

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Remainder of Bonnaroo 2025 canceled in Tennessee due to severe weather - CNN

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Are greedy private sector landlords responsible for Britain's housing crisis?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Super Again: UNC Storms Past Oklahoma in NCAA Regional Finale - 247Sports

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Are Plastic Cutting Boards Safe? We Asked Experts - NBC News

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Top five NFL draft values of the millennium at WR: Tyreek Hill, Justin Jefferson bring booming returns - NFL.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

How do you help patients stop hearing voices?